Тортури для яєць в Benz

I was trying to use the last couple of hours of sun to lay in the back of the SUV and get a tan with the Trunk open While on a trip because my stupid husband didn't make sure that the hotel had a pool . He started to Get handsy while I was in my bathing suit, and I had to put him in his place he made me lose out on my precious vitamin D so I am going to humiliate him by busting his balls in the back of the Benz!